Differences between cats and dogs?
Cats:
Cats do what they want.
Cats rarely listen to you.
Cats are totally unpredictable.
Cats whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.
Cats are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Cat Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

Dogs:
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
Dogs can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
Dogs can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
Dogs leave their toys everywhere.
Dogs do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Dogs go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
Dog Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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