Yup! The Law Is The Law

In Texas, it is illegal to milk another person's cow.

In San Antonio, Texas, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.

In Lefors, Texas, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing.

In San Antonio, Texas, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes or hands.

The law in Corpus Christi makes it illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs to mate on airport property.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

In Texarkana, Texas, owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

In El Paso, Texas, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them. It is also illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. "U Turns" are a no, no, also.

Texas law states, that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

In Clarendon, Texas, it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

In Borger, Texas, it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or riding crop, and explosive firecrackers of any kind.