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Pick Up Dating Lines

Pick up dating lines. A collection of funny, but bad pick up dating lines.
If you're trying to pick up girls to date, I don't recommend you use these.

If you don't understand the art of pick up lines, then don't try them,
because these lines will never get anywhere with girls!

The best pick up lines used on me, have been by guys who have
walked up to me and introduced themselves with a smile!

And without further ado, boys and girls, these lines
are extremely funny, and not to be taken seriously!

Pick Up Lines

Can I try a few pick up lines on you? (give some good ones and some lame ones) OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that?"

My mom told me to go to the pound and pick up a dog, but I guess I don't have to go. I already found one.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

Don't you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?

After hearing a pickup line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go up to my place and spread the word.

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I love every bone in your body... especially mine.

Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.

Could you help me pick out a blouse for my wife?

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!"

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, 'cause you are mmm mmm good!

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."

Can I see your tan lines?

I lost my phone number, can I have your's?

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Your place or my Mom's?

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Hey babe, nice legs... what time do they open?

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Don't you hate it when someone uses a cheesy pick-up line?

If you were gravy, I'd sop you up with a biscuit. My mom's picking me up in a half hour... wanna ride home?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock!

Hey baby, I have clean underwear on.

That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!


Theses lines are very funny, but oh so insulting and gross!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


Got two nipples for a dime?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Hey babe, nice legs... what time do they open?

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

The only reaction you'll get from girls if you use any of these pickup lines is this!

Pick Up Lines

I found these pick-up lines so cute, and so funny!:


Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.


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