Palm Kissing Kisses: Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet romantic kiss to his or her lips!
Kissing In The Rain Kisses: The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked.
Hershey's Kissing Kisses: Prepare a small bag of Hershey's kisses and slip it into your love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "Sorry, I can't be there in person, but think of me and do the following: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.
Chocolate Heart Kissing: Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out all the "KISS ME" hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note "Redeemable Anything, day or night!"
Balloon Kissing: Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.
Valentine Kissing Kisses: Celebrate Valentine's Day with romantic kisses in the shape of a "V" on the face of your lover.
Toe Kissing: Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.
Kissing Meter Kisses: We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an "expired" sign appear when you need another kiss.
Scuba Kissing Kisses: Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her.
Eye Test Kissing: Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye exam.
Bath Kissing: Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)
Pink Panther Kissing Kisses: Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!
Thirst Quencher Kissing: For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!
Great Expectation Kissing: Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous romantic kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate, romantic kiss.
Goodbye Kissing Kisses: Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss.
Beggar's Kissing: That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you!
Toothpaste Kissing Kisses: Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: Make sure toothbrushes are out of the way!
Electric Shock Kissing Kisses: The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock!
Any man who can drive safely while
kissing a pretty girl is simply not
giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Michael Drayton