May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of
Saint Patrick behold you.
Here's a toast to
your enemies' enemies!
May the Lord keep you in His hand and
never close His fist too tight!
Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter...
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
May your pockets be
heavy and your heart
be light, may good luck
pursue you each
morning and night.
When we drink,
we get drunk.
When we get drunk,
we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep,
we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk,
and go to heaven!
There is no language like the
Irish for soothing and quieting.
John Millington
Irish Toasts to Friends & Family
Here's to the land of the shamrock so green,
Here's to each lad and his darlin colleen,
Here's to the ones we love dearest and most.
May God bless old Ireland,
that's this Irishman's toast!
Luck of the Irish Toasts
May you have all the happiness
and luck that life can hold—
And at the end of all your rainbows
may you find a pot of gold.
May those that love us, love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.
Irish Saying
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Irish Toasts from Ireland:
May you be poor in misfortune
Rich in blessings
Slow to make enemies
Quick to make friends
But rich or poor,
Quick or slow,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward
Irish Wedding Toasts
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in
blessings, slow to make enemies and quick
to make friends. And may you know nothing
but happiness from this day forward.
Here's to health, peace and prosperity.
May the flower of love never be nipped
by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow
of grief fall among your family and friends.
Irish Birthday Toasts
We drink to your coffin. May it be built
from the wood of a hundred year old oak
tree that I shall plant tomorrow.
May God grant you many years to live,
for sure he must be knowing, the
earth has angels all too few and heaven
is overflowing...
Irish Toasts to Drinking
Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!
When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.