Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.

Throw a few socks in the blender to shred the toes.

Wake an hour before your normal time. Stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, let's go!"

Cover all your best clothes with hair. Dark clothes must use white hair, light clothes must use dark.

Float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.

Play catch with a wet tennis ball.

Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.

Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scattering clothing all over the floor.

Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that is where the dog will drag it anyway... especially when you have company.

Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door shouting, "NO! DO THAT OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.

Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver.

Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning. Don't try to clean it up until evening.

Take a warm, cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap. This is the feeling of Puppy Love!
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