Funny Bunny
Rabbit Jokes

Funny Bunny Rabbit Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery!

Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A: A harenet.

Rabbit Quote

Rabbits have a habit of coming for breakfast and staying for lunch. Now there's one leaf instead of a bunch.
- Gerry Krueger

Rabbit Song

Oh, John the rabbit, Yes, Ma’am
Got a mighty habit, Yes, Ma’am
Jumping in my garden, Yes Ma’am
Cutting down my cabbage, Yes Ma’am
My sweet potatoes, Yes Ma’am
My fresh tomatoes, Yes Ma’am
An if I live, Yes Ma’am
To see next fall, Yes, Ma’am
I ain’t gonna have, Yes Ma’am
No garden at all, Yes Ma’am
- Folk Song

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