1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
Dogs are our links to paradise. They don't know
evil or jealousy or discountent. To sit with a
dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to
be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring...
it was peace.
- Milan Kundera