Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital intimacy. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
- Lora Brody

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
- Sandra Boynton

All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate is really more deserved by milk chocolate, which is essentially contaminated. The closer you get to a pure chocolate liquor (the chocolate essence ground from roasted cacao beans) the purer it is, the more satisfying it is, the safer it is, and the healthier it is.
- Arnold Ismach

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
- Patrick Skene Catling

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
- Miranda Ingram

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
- John Belushi

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're going to get.
- Forrest Gump

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
- George Bernard Shaw

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.” - Sandra Boynton

There are four basic food groups-milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
- Unknown

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
- Mel Gibson

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- wolfdyke Charles M. Schulz

He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
- Elaine Sherman

Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
- Sandra Boynton

It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing the liquid metal with hot chocolate, though the author cautioned against this exotic beverage because he felt that the "chocolate" was too dangerous” - Peter Lewis

...the taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex.... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate...entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer

Quotations About Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?

Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.

Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Veruca Salt: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

Mr. Salt: For five days now, the entire flipping factory's been on the job. They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday. They've been shelling flavored chocolate bars from dawn till dusk.