These are just a few reasons why chocolate is better than men:

Chocolate satisfies every time.

Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying.

Chocolate is mentally stimulating.

Chocolate always smells good.

Chocolate doesn't complain when you want to cuddle up with it.

Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.

Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience.

You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time.

Your friends always like chocolate.

Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate.

One taste and you can't help but want more.

Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.

You're never disappointed when you open the wrapper.

When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good.

You can tell just by looking at it, that it's not been in someone else' mouth.

It doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.

If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refridgerator will make it hard again.

Chocolate knows how to be chocolate, you don't have to teach it.

You can read the label and know what it's made of.

Chocolate always hits the spot.

If you love me, you'll swallow that" gives real meaning when it comes to chocolate.

Size really doesn't matter.

Chocolate beats kissing hands down
when it comes to providing a
long-lasting body and brain buzz.
- Dr. David Lewis