It's a commonly accepted truth that a rich bachelor needs a wife.
- Jane Austen

Somehow, a bachelor never quite gets over the idea
that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever!
- Quotes by Helen Rowland

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
- Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast,
a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
- Quote by Francis Bacon

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast,
a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
- Quote by Jean de La Bruyère

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It's not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
- Quotes by Oscar Wilde

Nowadays, all the married
men live like bachelors,
and all the bachelors like
married men.
- Quotes by Oscar Wilde

A politician ought to be born a
foundling and remain a bachelor.
- Quote by Lady Bird' Johnson

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy
who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
- Quote by Don Quinn

Bachelors have consciences,
married men have wives.
- Quote by Mencken

A bachelor needs inspiration in order to seduce a woman,
a married man only needs an excuse.
- Helen Rowland

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallise
so that you can't soften them when you
come to have a wife and a family of your own.
- Quote by Rutherford Hayes

Bachelors have consciences,
married men have wives.
- Quote by H. L. Mencken

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken

A bachelor just turned 40, began feeling desperate.
"I went to a singles bar," he told a friend, "walked
over to this 20-year-old woman and asked,
'Where have you been all my life?' She said,
"Teething.'"
- Mack McCignnis

A bachelor asked the computer
to find him the perfect mate:
"I want a companion who is small
and cute, loves water sports,
and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer:
"Marry a penguin."
- Kevin Benningfield

Bachelor's Bait Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. Gin
1 Egg White
1 dash Orange Bitters
1/2 teaspoon Grenadine
Shake with ice and strain into
cocktail glass.

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

It's the bachelor who thinks he's safe who
comes down with the worst wallop.
- Collinson Owen

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast,
a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
- La Bruyere

A bachelor is a man who comes to work
each morning from a different direction.
- Sholom Aleichem

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that
he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
- Helen Rowland

The bachelor's admired freedom is
often a yoke, for the freer a man
is to himself, the greater slave
he often is to the whim of others.
- George Jean Nathan

Never trust a husband too
far or a bachelor too near.
- Quote by Helen Rowland

Richest of All Bachelors:
Larry J. Ellison, USA, is
estimated to be worth
$47 billion. He has been
CEO of Oracle Corporation
since he founded the
company in 1977.

First Definition of a Bachelor:
A bachelor is a man above the age of
majority who has never been married.

Most Kikuyu marriages were arranged on
the basis of what is described by
anthropologists as the bride price.
- Quote by Louis Leakey

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore
black and carried a scotch and soda.
- Quote by Phyllis Battelle